Friday, January 11, 2013

Top 10 TV Comedies of 2012

10. The New Normal
Bryan: "growing up with two white dads? How much travel, culture and dance can one kid take?"

9. The Mindy Project
Mindy: "If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper."

8. Happy Endings

Jane: "You create your own destiny, like Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games."
Penny: "Oh I love those books, you read them too?
Jane: " No those books are for nerds, but I knew It'd get your attention."


7. The Office
Erin: "When you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love."

6. Go On

Lauren: "Permission to speak outside my role as loss counselor?"
Ryan: "Permission denied."
Lauren: "These people care about you."
Ryan: "I said permission denied."


5. Parks and Recreation
Tom: "Wikipedia is mankind's greatest invention. You can learn about anything. We all know Ray J. We all know he's a singer. He's Brandy's brother. And he was in a classic sex tape with Kim Kardashian. But, did you also know he's Snoop Dogg's cousin AND he was in the 1996 Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks? Suddenly, you're on the Mars Attacks page!"

4. The Big Bang Theory

Leonard: "I grew up in a house full of crazy academics. Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, we had to leave him a research paper. And, in the morning you could tell he'd been there because that paper would be graded."
Sheldon: "No wonder you love Christmas. That sounds amazing."


3. New Girl

Winston: "Schmidt is tired of doing things for you that go unnoticed- lining your shoes up at the door.
Nick: "Don't line my shoes up at the door."
Winston: "Recording your favorite shows. The turn-down service."
Nick: "The turn-down service is weird, and I never asked you to do that."
Schmidt: "Well I guess those chocolate mints just disappeared on their own."


2. How I Met Your Mother
Ted: "Eight years ago, I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. I have no regrets because it led to something I wouldn't trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself I say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car."

1. Modern Family

Luke: "Oh, gross! I didn't know Grandpa could still do it."
Phil: "Don't be disrespectful Luke, anyone could do it with Gloria."

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